What's the betting that you don't do this?

Look at the back of your hands when you're typing and avert your eyes quickly, because the veins and the bones, specifically those that protrude, are vaguely emetic.

Count like I do, on good days.

Or bad. This could be bad.

a smoothie-200
an apple-40
two biscuits-100
340
1/2 a tomato and cheese baguette-300
a flapjack-300
baked potato with tuna -400
1000
salad and chicken-100
an ice cream-170
some ice cream-250
two biscuits-70
600.

So that's roughly 2000 calories- no small wonder, then, that clothes are tighter and I feel flabbier.