It isn't fair.

Everyone famous is pretty when they're young (the women, anyway) and I know that maybe when I'm older I'll look back and probably think I was comparatively stunning; but that doesn't mean that right now, at this moment, I'm not the prettiest pork on the shelf. I'm fairly ugly; probably in the twentieth percentile of my age, if not lower. It isn't fair; why do the other eighty percent get to be beautiful, when I've got nothing except hyperactivity to get me by? Ugh.